Who? What? Where? Why? Walrus? Windmill?

Hello! (He sounds excited, huh? I wonder why, it's probably nothing big. Woah. I'm a cynical alter-ego, how sad.) How are you? Good? Good. (He's definitely opened that way before, way to be original there buddy!) So anyway, I wonder if I have a subject today or if I'll just ramble on nonsensically like usual. So right now I have no subject but maybe if I just keep talking some subject will eventually meet me here. Like Benjamin Button! Get it? Meet in the middle? Hilarious, right? (Not really... It actually didn't even make much sense, unless you're using personification and that's just stupid. You could say until you eventually "think" of a subject but I doubt that'll happen.) Geez, my second voice here is quite the asshole, I wonder what his name is? (My name's John, asshole) Ha! What kind of name is John Asshole? Your parents must have hated you. (Shuttup. Nobody cares.) I still haven't met that subject. CATS! That's a great subject! (Not really.) One thing that's fascinating about cats is that no one really knows the names of the different kinds of cats like they do dogs. Like what are those puffy, white, bitchy one's called? I feel like most of them are named Snowball. Maybe they're called Snowys, I damn hope so! Okay, that subject didn't really get going so I'm just gonna stop. It's sad I know but I have been staring at this nefarious screen idealess for so long that I might just start typing cat over and over again. One more thing: I'm thinking about becoming one of those Youtube vloggers and the best way to go about doing something is follow a trend and do what's most common in that field so I think I think I'll dye my hair black and sit in a dark room and talk about how much I love Twilight and the Jonas Brothers. Oh! And make my username something along the lines of "mzzcullennn666" yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a sure-fire thing people will like me if I do that!

Cat cat cat cat... goodbye!

PS: Was anyone else extremely confused by the whole alter-ego thing? I sure was. Was the parenthesis a whole different guy or me just talking to myself? I don't think that's either here nor there. What?

Mzzzcullennn666 out.