This Was All Made Up On The Spot, Aren't I Just the Best?

So one day this Blue baby Lion and this Giant Green Lemming (Please take note that said Lemming was not what most would consider "giant" due to the fact that Lemmings are quite small to begin with, but on with the story!) So this Lion and this Lemming, let's say their names are Chester and Rutherford, Chester being the Lion, Rutherford being the Lemming, were walking along a vast and dry Savannah when they encountered a massive pit of lava blocking them from proceeding onward. Naturally, Chester arose the subject of ditching the whole mission all together but Rutherford told him it was far too important and they had already come so far to just leave it all behind like a peep among chocolate bunnies on Easter. Chester reluctantly agreed. So after hours and days and perhaps years of trying to figure out a way across the lava, they noticed that there was a stand only about 10 feet away, widely displaying the words "Lava shoes, pay with an unsolvable riddle" they approached the aforementioned stand and the Basset Hound that ran it. "One unsolvable riddle please" the Hound said. Within that moment Chester stepped in front of the massive dog and uttered the phrase "You may look in the breakfast nook, but you will fail to find the thing I took. So why don't you go stand in the rain, for you will never know my name!" Looking Wholly and thoroughly confused, the Basset Hound said "I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but it seems you are my five hundred and sixty ninth customer and that means you can have two pairs of lava shoes free of charge, oh! And this rape whistle!" "Well that worked out perfectly, and who doesn't need a rape whistle? Those are very practical!" Rutherford said. So they crossed the mass body of lava with ease and continued on there journey, afterwards Chester discovered that blowing the whistles caused you to disappear and become invisible. "Geez, practicality is quite the visitor today!" Rutherford commented. So they continued their valiant journey and eventually were stopped by a giant sea monster (Now I know that doesn't make much sense but you try to come up with something better instead of just sitting there judging me, ugh, the nerve of you.) After coming to terms with the fact that beating such a creature was out of the realm of possibility, Chester blew the rape whistle. And miraculously Chester and Rutherford made like Jesus and didn't exist! (Ooh, I'm expecting a smiting soon.) As invisible versions of themselves they flawlessly escaped the tyrannical sea monster and reached their much sought after goal. And a wonderful place it was.