Okay, quiz time! Are you ready? Are you frickin ready?!? Okay, let's go. Do you think that roar came from...
A.) A Lion?
B.) A Dragon with a hankering for strawberry ice cream with caramel fudge, who's trapped in a strictly non-caramel arena?
C.) A Tiger named Phillip?
or D.) A space-monster who is rapidly catapulting towards Earth with not even a hint of what this peculiar blue-green planet is?
Answer time! Oh wondrous answer time, oh how long I doth waited for thee. It's a trick answer! It's none of them... but then again, it's all of them. Think about. Think about it good and long. "The Life and Times of a Porcupine: The Prickly Story." Would you read that book? I sure as hell would. In fact, I'd read it twice over, I'd probably even take a plane to go to the forest that the porcupine lives in so I could go to a book signing. I would even boycott the bestselling page-turner "The Misadventures of a Penguin: The Flightless, Cold as Fuck Story." Yepp, that's exactly what I'd do. And I'd do it with the utmost pride too! So the other day I was thinking. End of story. I bet you thought I was gonna say something after that but I guess today is not your lucky day. Your unlucky day if you will. If you could be only one of the elements, which one would you choose? Personally, I'd choose water. Water is just so much more personable and fun-loving than fire, and so much more intuitive and knowing than that pest wind. And don't even get me started on how needy earth is. That guy even makes you check in with him when you're taking a shower! I says to the guy, I says to him, "don't you have cracks to be shaking or something?" one time I even showed him where San Andreas was, he just asked me if I still loved him. What a tool those guys are. That water is the only decent one of the bunch! Kudos H2o!
Farewell, until tomorrow meets us, bright and beautiful...
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