How's that for the opposite of opposites? Pretty okay shmokay if I do say so myself. Oh my! So what's up with that whole Nasa shooting the moon thing, that was nut-balls, huh? I bet some Nasa intern (I wonder if there is such a thing...) wanted to impress some smart little Nasa worker girl and decided he better go and make some jokes. "Smart girls dig funny guys" the damn bastard thought to himself. So all frickin day long he's been waiting for his moment you know? And so after a day filled with non-impressing, the big boss man at Nasa says "Hey son" which this kid really hates, that guy's not his effing father. He says "would you like to come and sit in on a very exciting and prestigious Nasa meeting that's occurring in a moment?" "Sure thing!" the nice kid says. So once in the meeting this kid, let's say his name is Tommy, he sees that this girl that he is mad crushing on is in attendance. And he gets all nervous and uncomfortable, he starts frantically thinking of any little joke he can grasp. "Dead puppies are funny, right?" he thinks, but immediately cancels the idea. For obvious reasons. So well into the extreme snoozefest of the meeting, the big boss guy suddenly says real loud "Anyone got any out-of-the-box ideas? Tommy immediately raises his hand, ridiculous joke in head, and exclaims "how about we shoot a big missile into the moon?!?" And feeling all cocky out of his damn humor, he glances over at... let's say this little fire-crackers name is Sarah, well he glances over at her to see if she at least is giggling... She isn't. Tommy's sad. So Tommy stops paying attention again. Goes home. Does his usual monotonous night-time routine. Goes to sleep. Wakes up in the morning. Turns out the big boss man takes his opinions to heart.
Hmm... That was fascinating, don'tchya think?
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