I have been getting quite bored with those average, everyday computer colors so I inverted them and now things are going swimmingly! Okay so here's a situation: You're on plane. (Great start, right?) and the plane is going the regular plane speed and all so you know that it's going fast, and then you stand up in the middle aisle and jump. Now I've heard otherwise, but don't you think that you should rapidly get thrown backwards? I don't know, go ask a physicist. So what if there was a balloon man? He would have a regular body and all but his head would be a big blue balloon! And he would be able to change the size of his balloon on a whim. Sometimes, just for kicks and giggles, ya know, he would make his balloon so massive that he would start to hover. One time I tell ya, he got so angry at his Goldfish for not going in the little toy castle that he bought him that he started making his balloon grow... and grow.... and grow! So eventually he was floating by Saturn and saw a friendly little Space-Penguin. "How delightful!" He thought to himself, and a delightful thing it was. But after all he realized that his Fish never really liked him in the first place and he needed to come to terms with that. The other day I met this balloon man and he told me that sometimes he wishes that his balloon was Orange, not Blue. Sad for him, right?
Which would you rather be roommates with, the Basilisk form the Chamber of Secrets, or Nessy? Personally I would choose Nessy because I am tragically petrified of being petrified. But I do hear that the Basilisk makes a mean grilled cheese. On second thought I hate grilled cheese, I still choose the big N monster. But I also hear that Nessy never hangs his towels back up after using them and I don't think I could live with that. I choose Bassy. Oh, this just in, the Basilisk doesn't allow fans. They apparently disturb his sleeping. He lived in a damp, cold, basement face statue that doesn't seem very well kept. I bet that thing gets mold. Y'know what? The hell with em' both!
Hey folks.... That's all.
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