Nothingness

All of my electronics are rapidly failing on me. I'm surprised that my keyboard is even letting me type this right now... Maybe it will just cut me off at any second, I better find a freaking subject soon! What is a Monkey's favorite food? BANANAS!

This is some grade-A comedy right here, am I right?

I present to you, an ad-libbed story...

Once upon a clandestine time there lived a gargantuan turquoise hybrid of a Dragon and a Lion. This Dragion was named Phosepher. Phosepher was an apprentice to a grand and illustrious Spaceman. This Spaceman often left on long and unknown journeys leaving Phosepher to tend to the many amazing objects that the great Spaceman had invented.

Okay, that story was going nowhere so I'm gonna stop.

Okay bye!

Scroll down to see some post with a little more thought. I'd say about 4, 5, or 6 down would be interesting...