I Don't Really Have a Bunny

Hello hello hello.

Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

No subject today, eh?

Nope.

What a darn shame. A tragically darn shame.

Yeah. Well you win some, you lose some, eh?

Eh.

Yeah. I totally get it. So what's new.

Oh, a little of this, a little of that.

Hmm... Seen any interesting looking birds today?

Mmm, not particularly.

Oh. Too bad.

You betchya.

So... Got any pets?

Just a bunny named Ronald the third.

That's pretty super-duper cool. How often do you have to feed it?

Oh. Only like once day.

Interesting. I have a pet Iguana.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay, well goodbye now.