Having A Discussion With Oneself

Namaste! How do you do? I just spent the last 5 minutes chatting with myself on AIM, which I think stands for AOL Instant Messenger, but I just call it iChat. I know some people call it "IM" which I particularly think, for lack of a better word, is stupid. For one thing I always think they are saying I'm, as in I am. But they're not, they're just confusing me and probably countless other people. "I'm having so much fun iming!" What the hell does that mean? Saying I'm? That doesn't sound very fun. So anyway, the riveting conversation between Me and Me went something like this, actually, not something, exactly like this:

Me: Hello!

Other Me: Hello!

Me: How are you dood?!?

Other Me: How are you dood?!?

Me: Well I'm pretty sick, but other than that, can't complain, how's that pet Giraffe of yours?

Other Me: Well I'm pretty sick, but other than that, can't complain, how's that pet Giraffe of yours?

Me: I don't have a Giraffe... That's you...

Other Me: I don't have a Giraffe... That's you...

Me: Y'know what? Fuck you, you know how that subject so tediously pulls at my heartstrings. I'm leaving and don't try to stop me by agreeing.

Other Me: Y'know what? Fuck you, you know how that subject so tediously pulls at my heartstrings. I'm leaving and don;t try to stop me by agreeing.

And then it ended. Other Me was quite repetitive and rude, but that is what I love most about him. His consistency.

Goodbye now...