First blog post from my phone! How fucking exciting?!? I'm gonna make it short due the death-defying fact that it is extremely tedious to type long things on this technological miracle. So I will just say a few things...
- What the frak is a razmataz?! I've always heard that word but what the hell does it mean?!?
- Who wants to play scrabble with me?!? Yes? Race to the game closet. 3 2 1! I'm gonna get existential and beat you so hard!
- Who wants to go on Judge Judy with me? I could say you stole my pet miniature horse and that you killed and cooked it and served it at one of your illustrious dinner parties and you could say that you saw a regular sized horse beat it to death because it thought it to be inadequate.
- Am I gonna leave because this typing is starting to make my hand all tingly? Yes. Good day!
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