What the What?

Oh wondrous people of the internet. It is so nice to see you here. I hope your day has been fine and dandy. So let's get cracking shall we? What shall we get cracking about? I don't know, you don't know, none of us know. I just looked up and saw my Voldemort poster which resides on the ceiling and boldly states "You Will Lose Everything" and for a second there I thought I was gonna lose everything. What a shame that would be. I think it's about time Diet Coke changes their can design, I've been looking at the same Silver and Red everyday for about as long as I can remember. Why don't they make it like neon Blue and Green, that would just fill my life with joy. Any of you bright-eyed fellas ever read "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"? It's a wonderful, supertastic book and when I rant like this it reminds me of Oskar. I love that kid. Sometimes I wonder if the same color I see is the same as what everyone else sees. Like what if my Purple is someone else's Orange? That would be freaky and awesome. I love when people call other people "kooks." I'm gonna start calling people that. It's such a great word, Don't you agree? I agree. I wonder what I shall title this nonsensical blog post. Hmm... Any ideas? No? Okay, I'll move on then. I love when you eat or smell something a lot when you are watching or doing a particular thing and then it always reminds you of that thing. For instance, whenever I watch the show "Dead Like Me" I always seem to eat dried seaweed. So, now, whenever I eat dried seaweed, it reminds me of that fantastical show. Mmm, I wish I had some seaweed right now. I wonder what color shirt I'll wear tomorrow. Right now I'm wearing a Baby Blue shirt, how monumentally thrilling is that?!? In the past week I have watched The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, and Pretty In Pink. How 80's-tastic am I? Oh man, how I wish Lost was on sooner than January. You know how much I wish that? How much is the biggest wish? Whatever that is, it's about ten times more than that. Yeah, I'd say that's about right.

Okay you Kooks, it's time for me to go. Wallawallabingbang!