A Series About Life, After Life

So hello everyone, I'm feeling a tad under the weather, and to borrow a quote from my oh so wise friend, "It's hard to think while the weather is on top of you" or some variation of that sentence. So I think I will just rant it out. WOAH... So after writing that first little sentence or paragraph or what not, I opened another tab and completely forgot that I had even begun writing this. Crazy, huh?!? I think so. Absolute craziness. So... the other day, I met this dog named Chester, and guess what? He can talk. He's my best and only friend. I'll give you a million dollars if you can guess what my absolute favorite fruit? Aw, no guesses? Well, it's Strawberries. Hey, sorry about the whole no million dollars thing, but honest to god (lower case G) none of you had ANY guesses. Quite a shame. Okay, you can have the million dollars if you can answer this question: Which is my supreme favorite Pokemon? Aw, seriously, no guesses again? Well it's Squirtle, I love that little blue, water Turtle! Ya know what one of my favorite things is? The TV show "Dead Like Me", I curse the aforementioned "god" whenever I remember that it only had 2 seasons and I will never see a new episode of it again, and it is an astronomical shame. The last sentence of the whole outstanding series was "It's not so bad, being dead like me." And I personally think that was a perfect way to end it, but oh Lord how I wish it hadn't. Ended that is. Hmm, I think I'll title this scrumptious little rant one of the taglines from this little bit of television Gold. Now, to get back on the subject of no subject... up on the little edit bar, there is this word called "monetize" and I'm not quite sure what it means, which doesn't happen to me that often. Also, I'm sitting at a very strange angle, thus causing me to type slowly and uncomfortably. Okay, I am gonna go wallow in my sickness and uncomfortable typeness. Oh wondrous joy!

Until the morrow...