Geoffrey and Tony: A Peculiar Tale

Seeing as how I am completely drained of blog writing ability, I will share this story I wrote with you.... It is entitled "Geoffrey and Tony".

Once there was a llama that lived on Old Mill Farm and his name was Geoffrey, with a G. Geoffrey’s best friend, who was a wild boar whose name was Tony, had a very large heart and smelled things frequently. One day when he was smelling Geoffrey, which he often performed, he noticed a peculiar scent, he then knew this was the smell of blood, cumbered with fear, he leaped back and noticed a peculiar bird eating Geoffrey. Tony leaped up in a peculiar fashion and bit the peculiar avian creature. Then and there Tony became familiar with his everlasting love of poultry. Geoffrey later bled to death in a peculiar fashion. Old Mill Farm was never the same again, which is quite peculiar. Some years later, Tony evolved into a fish, being a fish he learned to scuba dive, which was his dream since adolescence. One day when he was combing the reefs, he noticed a peculiar scent; it was the smell of buttered popcorn, which Tony thought smelled peculiarly delicious. He ate it and then went to sleep. And all was fine and dandy on the Tony front. Good night.