Let the Wild Rumpus Start!

Oh hello! Fancy meeting you here. Do you bear gifts? I hope so, I love presents. Just in case you were wondering, the GHQ, and W keys are all still quite dirty looking, I don't think my fingers are extra dirty, in fact, I'm pretty sure I wash my hands more than the average John or Sally. What to discuss, what to discuss... I gotta say, I am not fond of the lighting in my room currently, it's not quite dark or light. It just is kind of dull. Hmmm... I have 12 top teeth, how thrilling is that?!?!? How about those staplers? Pretty boring appliance right there, don't you think? I would like to entitle this blog post a quote from Where the Wild Things are but that was the title of yesterdays, so I'm not sure. Aww, the hell with it! Do you think Mother Goose was actually a Goose? And well I'm on that subject, don't ya'll wish that the plural of Goose was Geese? I sure as hell do! You know who I absolutely adore? Captain Elizabeth Swann from Pirates of the Caribbean. People always say they love Jack, which I do, but the Pirate King Swann needs some love too. I like this. I think from now on whenever I have no specific subject to discuss, I will just let the word flow out. It's quite a joy. For the past few days I've had "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out" stuck in my head and it is tremendously wonderful I must say. I hear in Norway or somewhere bizarre like that that you can sleep in the Ikea show rooms. Don't you really want to do that? I think it would be really fun and creepy all at once! I've never had Fondu but I think if I did, I would throw up. I'd rather fondon't. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co- MOO! Did you fellas know that Anne Hathaway was the name of Shakespeare's wife? I wonder if she played an unknowing romantic comedy princess. Why do you build me up, build me up, Buttercup baby, just to let me down, let me down, and mess me around? Lions are to super awesome as I am to running out of things to say. Is it time for me to go? Everyone who thinks I should stop here don't raise your hands..... Okay well it seems the time has come for me to leave you my fair feathered friends. Alliteration, Go! Go! Go!

Until we meet again young ones, Oliver the Great