I'm just sitting here, watching a show about morbidly obese people. It's interesting in a very obscure way. I just found out that people with food addictions most likely have a low dose of serotonin. Isn't that fascinating? I think so. They just called someone "580 pounds of attitude", If I was 580 pounds of something, I hope it would be attitude... or fun. I think fun would be better. From now on please refer to me as "580 pounds of fun." And to get to my subject... Today is National Chocolate Day! The best of the national days! And that is kind of a good segway from fat people, so here goes it! I heart chocolate, but doesn't everybody? Actually, I know a few extremely bizarre and strange people that don't, but this post is not for them. So to celebrate this best of holidays I will list some of my favorite ways to consume this scrumdiddilyumptious entrancement of the senses...
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - The all-time, ultimate, best, all-around greatest candy. I would be a Reese's if I could.
Smore's - These little angels don't need any backing up.
Hot chocolate - The best of the chocolate orientated beverages. Except Coke with hot fudge. That's the best. No, I'm just kidding. It's better than the best.
Malted Milk Balls - The best damn things ever. Ever.
Okay goodbye my fair feathered fellas. (I big-time heart alliterations. I wish I could marry one. You could be the flower girl.)
580 pounds of fun, signing off.
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