Hey... Guess what? I actually have something to talk about today, not just one of those oh so wonderful nonsensical rants that I know you love. Now... I know some people go ape shit over collecting seemingly stupid things like a piece of paper with a picture of some ball thrower on it, or a few dusty old antiques, but that is not my cup o' tea. (that's a weird expression, I'm not sure if I like it or not. I don't think I do) I am not usually the type of person who gets all giddy adding more to a collection, but there is one exception, (was that a rhyme?!) one thing that I actually do devote extra pennies too. Digital Video Discs. Or for you none in-the-know folks, DVD's. I just love em'. I started this collection I'd say about a year ago or so and it has grown exponentially. There's some DVD's that I have that I haven't even watched yet, isn't that crazy?!? I love it. Do you? I wish a mysterious stranger who doesn't speak much and is surrounded by ominous smoke would walk up to me and hand me 100 dollars and say "Y'know, you're such a great guy and all, so I was thinking you should have this. But be forewarned, if you don't spend it on DVD's, grave and terrible thing will happen." And take note that that last part is supposed to be said in a spooky ghost voice, for dramatic effect and all that neeto stuff. To give some closure to this moment of collection, let me go and count how many DVD's I have anywho... 102. (Another rhyme. Yippee!) That's the big number. I consider that impressive, don't you?
So I wonder when that mysterious stranger will come visit bearing that 100 bucks... hopefully soon.
Oh, and don't you little peons worry, more rants coming to a computer near you. So I hope you enjoyed this brief moment of having something to talk about (I've kind of said goodbye 5 or 6 times) because we all now it won't last long!
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