Hello my outrageous little peons! I wonder how much I could tell you about Ligers without googling or wikipedia-ing them. Fact: Ligers are a hybrid of Lions and Tigers. We all know that, but what percentage of a Liger is Lion and what percentage is a Tiger? You may think it doesn't matter but you are incredibly mistaken. Fact: Liger is a real word, I know you know that, so how come my computer puts the little red squiggly line under it? Fact: Ligers can't reproduce. I'm sorry for making you all suicidal, but its a fact. Fact: In the future, Ligers will make up the Supreme Court. Fuck you Sonia Sotomayor (Kidding, love that chica!). Fact: Lony the Liger as a cereal spokesperson has been banned in 27 countries because of prejudice against interanimal relations and indecent exposure. Now that you know all you need to know about these wondrous beasts, I shall let you in on a little secret. Now, you have to promise not to tell... anyone. I am 2/6 Liger. Don't believe me? Ask me to see my tail next time you see me. Oh, and you should hear my magnificent roar. It's considered top notch in the roar department, ask Roar Specialist Rory Rawrstein. To top it off, a picture:
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