A Brief Ponder of Life's Conundrums

Well I am suffering this horrible case of Writer's Block, I shall ponder some things...

1. Why is the sky blue?
2. Why are the keys on a keyboard not in alphabetical order?
3. How come we live on Earth? Why not Mars or somewhere super awesome like that?

4. How can some people enjoy Rap?

5. Why am I not attending Hogwarts right now?

6. How come the TV show "Dead Like Me" only had 2 seasons? It's absurd.

7. When did the phrase "sex sells" turn into "vampires sell"?

8. Why is Lost not on until January?

9. How did Markus Zusak become the greatest novelist ever?

10. How exactly did Sirius Black escape from Azkaban?

11. Will I be able to finish my homework today?

12. How come my room's walls are Yellow? I hate that color.

And now I shall try to provide some answers my dear friends...

1. I have been told it's like the reflection of the ocean or some crap like that. I don't believe it.

2. I think the real answer is some technical computer thing but I think it's just to screw with me.

3. Who says we NEED water?

4. I cannot fathom any answer to this.

5. Because the Universe hates me.

6. Because people would rather watch a bunch of C-list celebrities be told that they are being fired by Donald Trump then watch a show with some real substance and quality.

7. I'm not sure. Probably when having a purse sized dog became "in."

8. To torture me into oblivion.

9. Because he is just a gosh-darn genius!

10. That my friends, shall forever remain a tantalizing mystery.

11. Perhaps some, definitely not all.

12. To give me a slight sense of displeasure every time I step into my room.

And there you have it, the mysteries of life finally revealed. Enjoy.