1. I was the first person to coin the word “Ginormous.” Don't believe me? Well, you're wrong.
2. Sometimes I love the color blue so much I want to be it.
3. I only swear about once a week but I have always desired to be a person that swears a lot, I can just never remember to. It’s a damn pity.
4. About 90% of the time I pronounce my last name wrong. Urgent note to self: *It’s pronounced Ap-stine, not Ap-steen*
5. My hair has been blonde, brown, orange, red, blue, green, pink, and magenta but now is its natural snoozefest color, which is brown. I should make a comeback with some neon Turquoise!
6. If I had an English or Australian accent, I would rule. I would rule everything that is awesome.
7. I would really like to own a state-of-the-art teleportation machine. Any ideas how one goes about getting one of those?
8. If my bed sheet has even the slightest crinkle there is no way I will ever fall asleep in it. Ever.
9. I make bed sheets really crinkly whilst sleeping. It is my own deepest internal struggle.
10. Telekinesis is something I really, really aspire to have. Actually, way more than really. Like whatever is 10 times stronger than extremely.
11. I don’t at all understand people who don’t like to read. They are flippintastic weirdo nutballs!
12. During the middle of the night, I wonder random things, like “I should have picked up that penny earlier, curse you, you penniless idiot!” or “I wonder if the basket case from the Breakfast Club would have been my friend? I sure as hell hope so!”
13. I wish I was King of the Wild Things. BE STILL!
14. If I say “brb” in an instant message conversation it means I probably just don’t want to talk to you, unless I come right back. Or if I say “lol” it means I have been abducted by aliens and replaced with someone that is definitely not me. So don’t believe that laughing imposter!
15. I love to say the same word over and over again in my head until it sounds utterly and completely strange. Spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon. That’s a freaky word. I do not like it any longer.
16. I love to make up ironic situations. Like what if a guy who’s absolute favorite color is blue (like me) has a room where the walls are all yellow (that’s like me too!) Woah, that story was very easy to relate to.
17. I am so happy when I get to write “and/or.” It’s the very best of the 2-word words.
18. I love to jump in leaves and/or crush them under my feet. I like to even more rank the crunchiness on a scale of 1-10! (That was an oddly fragmented sentence)
19. I will never get why anyone would choose to have a mustache. I would only consider it okay if the person had naturally blue hair.
20. I love titles that have colons in them. Example: “Oli: The Tale of Me.”
21. If I grow up to be an actor I will most likely change my name to “Oliver Chase”, “Oliver Young”, or "Chase Young”, which are all tangents of my original name. I think Oliver Chase is the winner.
22. I wish that the concept of daemons from The Golden Compass was real and I would hope mine was a white lion or something badass like that. Or that something that badass was my patronus.
23. I loathe morning people. Come on guys, get a life.
24. My favorite animals are Spider Monkeys. They are the best. I will pay 100 dollars to whomever can get one on my shoulder within the next 5 minutes. Okay, go!
25. I love using semicolons and the rare times I get to use those winky little gems.
3. I only swear about once a week but I have always desired to be a person that swears a lot, I can just never remember to. It’s a damn pity.
4. About 90% of the time I pronounce my last name wrong. Urgent note to self: *It’s pronounced Ap-stine, not Ap-steen*
5. My hair has been blonde, brown, orange, red, blue, green, pink, and magenta but now is its natural snoozefest color, which is brown. I should make a comeback with some neon Turquoise!
6. If I had an English or Australian accent, I would rule. I would rule everything that is awesome.
7. I would really like to own a state-of-the-art teleportation machine. Any ideas how one goes about getting one of those?
8. If my bed sheet has even the slightest crinkle there is no way I will ever fall asleep in it. Ever.
9. I make bed sheets really crinkly whilst sleeping. It is my own deepest internal struggle.
10. Telekinesis is something I really, really aspire to have. Actually, way more than really. Like whatever is 10 times stronger than extremely.
11. I don’t at all understand people who don’t like to read. They are flippintastic weirdo nutballs!
12. During the middle of the night, I wonder random things, like “I should have picked up that penny earlier, curse you, you penniless idiot!” or “I wonder if the basket case from the Breakfast Club would have been my friend? I sure as hell hope so!”
13. I wish I was King of the Wild Things. BE STILL!
14. If I say “brb” in an instant message conversation it means I probably just don’t want to talk to you, unless I come right back. Or if I say “lol” it means I have been abducted by aliens and replaced with someone that is definitely not me. So don’t believe that laughing imposter!
15. I love to say the same word over and over again in my head until it sounds utterly and completely strange. Spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon spoon. That’s a freaky word. I do not like it any longer.
16. I love to make up ironic situations. Like what if a guy who’s absolute favorite color is blue (like me) has a room where the walls are all yellow (that’s like me too!) Woah, that story was very easy to relate to.
17. I am so happy when I get to write “and/or.” It’s the very best of the 2-word words.
18. I love to jump in leaves and/or crush them under my feet. I like to even more rank the crunchiness on a scale of 1-10! (That was an oddly fragmented sentence)
19. I will never get why anyone would choose to have a mustache. I would only consider it okay if the person had naturally blue hair.
20. I love titles that have colons in them. Example: “Oli: The Tale of Me.”
21. If I grow up to be an actor I will most likely change my name to “Oliver Chase”, “Oliver Young”, or "Chase Young”, which are all tangents of my original name. I think Oliver Chase is the winner.
22. I wish that the concept of daemons from The Golden Compass was real and I would hope mine was a white lion or something badass like that. Or that something that badass was my patronus.
23. I loathe morning people. Come on guys, get a life.
24. My favorite animals are Spider Monkeys. They are the best. I will pay 100 dollars to whomever can get one on my shoulder within the next 5 minutes. Okay, go!
25. I love using semicolons and the rare times I get to use those winky little gems.
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