My Best Bud Mr. Sun

I present to you, my dear people, the sun. Without him, it would feel as if you had just jumped off the Titanic at all times and you would live in a world of everlasting eery darkness, and we all know that nobody likes the dark, even if they say they do. Even though I love the sun for his immense power and unbeatable suaveness, there is someone I like much more. My more flaky friend, the ever aloof Rain, he doesn't like to visit too often, and even when he does, he doesn't stick around very long, which is really disheartening to us who love his oh so sporadic visits. (I might have just made the same point twice, but you forgive me, right?) Okay, so what was I saying? Oh yeah, the rain. He might not be as friendly as the funky fresh sun but he sure is a lot more fun! (ooh, a rhyme, I am on a roll today!) So whether you're a Sun lover or a Rain lover, or one of those weirdos who actually DOES love the dark, I urge you right now to say a little thank you to our best bud Mr. Sun, And if you feel so inclined to give this wonder of a fella a present, just remember... His favorite candy is Twix bars and he absolutely adores the smell of Tulips. Thank you, and good day.