What a wonderful day it is to talk to you! What are all the ways I could express excitement? Let's see...
Yay! (This is the general, overused way of expressing such a profound emotion. How about let's all do society one big favor and every time one of you crazy cats out there are planning on saying this trite bastard, use an alternative. I thank you. We all thank you.)
Hooray! (Another one of those stale worn out ones but still slightly better than that bastard yay. If you are as gracious enough to try and go about replacing yay and after countless hours of racking your brain you find no creative substitute, I will accept the usage of hooray. You're very much welcome.)
Yippee! (Now this one I like. Especially if the word "Skippee" follows it. If you do that, I might possibly consider carrying out a friendship with you... Maybe.)
Woohoo! (Now that's what I call some genuine thrill. All you nogoodniks could learn a goddamn lesson from this guy. Yay cowers in this brilliant man's presence.)
Oh joy! (This is the only specimen so far that expresses any bona fide emotion. All the rest of these sardonic bastards are so remarkably vague. This one has actual joy. Those others can all go revel in their snarky little exciting dwellings.)
Jiminy-Cricket! (This one deserves almighty praise.)
Oh lordy! (This one is particularly enjoyable in a highly over the top southern accent.)
Wowzers! (Oh my I heart thee.)
Peeya! (In proper uses this should be written in all caps and only when one is absolutely shaking with excitement or fury. Kudos peeya.)
Now that was fun, eh?
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