Thursday, December 10, 2009

!?

Gather all, gather none, gather some.
Here I go, doing something...
What's your favorite punctuation? After much, much consideration I would have to say mine is the exclamation point, or mark. Here it is: !
Some examples of it's usage.
The old man exclaimed, "I once had an affair with Marilyn Monroe!"
His grandson responds, "Gee Paps, you sure are a jokester!"(Sad part is the old bastard ain't kidding! Budom-cha!)
Here are a few examples of my second favorite punctuation, the question mark. (?)
After over hearing his parent discussing something, a small child asks his teacher "Teacher, what does ill-i-jit-a--ment mean?"
Also, a fat man asks his slightly lopsided nosed doctor "Sugar's that good thing, right?"

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