Hello and a merry time to all! I have been procrastinating finding a subject for some time now so I think I'll just dive right into it and maybe something (hopefully) will come up.
A man crosses the street into a park.
He spots a nefarious looking squirrel.
The squirrel stares back at him.
A staring duel to death ensues.
7 weeks pass and the squirrel isn't remotely showing signs of forfeiting.
The man curses the animal kingdom. More specifically the rodent family.
A nut-vender passes by the squirrel. His determination over powers his nutty instincts.
A box of Thin Mints drops right next to the man. His need to defeat the squirrely little bastard overpowers his chocolatey instincts.
The man flinches.
The squirrel does not.
A volcano forms and erupts next to them.
The squirrel burns to a crisp.
The man wins by default.
Riddle me this: How come the molten hot lava did not destroy the lowly man?!?
The answer after these messages!
"No-Hair Gel! Ever get so annoyed and fed up with those luscious locks of yours? Is your cushy hair stopping yo from breaking those walls with your head? I bet it is! I've got the solution for you! No-hair gel! Just apply like shampoo and voila! All that infuriating mane will go sayonara sucker!"
And we're back! The answer to the tantalizing riddle is.... The guy has a suit that repels fire! Neato!
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