The Wind in the Dead of the Night

Herro my darlingz. You likey some soda? My sunglasses fold in forths, I think thats rice. Do you think they make blue baseballs? Blue turns me on. It gives me good vibrations. GOOD VIBRATIONS! Okay so, this leather needs to be dusted. Wait is it neoprene? I am a size 12 shoe. Are you just saying things without permission? Why yes, I am. You're so naughty! Don't say We Like Sportz, I hate that, but my name is Phillip. The outlets are gonna git you, ahhh! I don't know why they're so scary and serpent-like. No I don't wanna call you when I can! Pokemonz rulez. I'd have to consult my binder in order to choose my fave, but Peeky and Squirty are pretty fucking seck. Seck betch. Whoa, check out Tio Miguel, he's a hawdee with a bawdee. Say that, but with a southern inflection. Y'all. I'm Cho Chang y'all! I STILL have to pee. I like this blue better than this blue, what do you suppose their babies look like? Wood nymphs? What about the nymph story? She gave us one. What was your definition? Well, there are many dif kinds of nymphs. Personally, I'm a nymph in the sky. Reaper Madness! Oooooh yeaaaah! Dragons are like the coolest shit ever. I mean, they breath fire. Hi baby fathead! Aka Mitch. The little fat kid's name is Porky McPorker. Mmm mmm good. This is just words. My name is Phillip! Call me Pattycakes! I wish I had an advent calendar! Chocolate love! Yabba dabba doo! Goodbye!