So one day Muffin met Pancake and Pancake said in all his witty suaveness "Hey Muffin, nice top!" and Muffin in all his arrogant annoyance responded "Hey Flapjack, don't you have butter to be under or something?" Pancake scoffs. Muffin rolls his eyes.
Salt meets Pepper. "Hey so Pepper, apparently people think we're like totally married or whatever." "I know, OMG it's like totally lame." "I know, right? So like ya wanna go out or whatever?" "Yeah that sounds pretty epic."
Light and Dark were best friends, as you would assume. But unbeknownst to Dark, Light was harboring a strong, secret love for Dark's wife to be, Black. Unbeknownst to all, Black was stuck in a loveless relationship with Dark and was having a passionate affair with White. White was secretly pining after Light. Dark just realized that he's incapable of love.
Someone should call Jerry Springer!
This picture represents two things: Those funky fresh fools Salt and Pepper. And those adulterating bastards White, Black, Light, and Dark.
I'm gonna go beat box my way into Hogwarts!
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