FIrst post of the new year everyone! The new decade! That's pretty fricking exciting. It's Sir Isaac Newton's birthday today! In honor of that I shall write a story about science.
Here we go...
The morning of the 15th was sunny, perhaps a little overcast. Not a particular day for a miracle. But Dr. James Hookerhopper was going to make it one. After testing peace potions number 1 through 49 he had finally perfected it. On this day he planned to unleash peace potion number 50 and finally bring what thousands of miss America's had wished for. World peace. Part 1 of the unleashing plan was to find the highest point he could discover. Dr. J scoured the world in search of it, and then one fateful day he decided on the tip top of the Empire State Building's spike. He started the long climb up, peace potion in hand, and after several almost life ending falls, he made it, standing on the tip of his tippy toes, he moved on to part 2: Releasing the peace into the world! He outstretched his arms, took the stopper out of the top, and smashed the bottle with a tiny mallet that he brought along.
And all was forever peaceful.
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