Shmegag!

So today, this glorious glorious day, I am going to ask myself a very simple  question or two and then try try to give the most long-winded answer I can manage. Here we go!

Oli sir, what art thou's favorite color?

Well, that is a very intriguing and intricate question my dear questioner, are we just considering the simple rainbow or perhaps going deep into the fantastical colors thought up by the master brains at Crayola? Let's keep it simple. Folks, let's review: There's that dastardly Red, the first, most pompous hue, then Orange, too bright for my taste but the correlating fruit is quite a delicious little shmegag. Wouldn't you so cleverly agree? I bet a thousand galleons that you would. Then yellow, I just don't get that tool, but I guess it's kinda cool sometimes if you're into that kinda thing. Green, so wonderful you are, let's hangout sometime soon. Blue, aw man, you're one class act sir. Purple, so charismatic you are! Kudos to you! Now that we have reviewed thoroughly enough, let's consider what the genders of these colors might be.... Red is definitely male. The jock type. Dates that bimbo Pink. Orange is the sensitive musician guy, is in a serious relationship with the neo-hippie, clothes making Yellow. Green is the smart, studious, honors student who is secretly having an affair with her math teacher, Off-White. Blue is the quirky writer who listens to music that no one else really understands and is harboring a secret crush on Turquoise. Purple is the sasstastic, outspoken, brutally honest girl who only has a couple, equally intimidating friends. But anywho, to answer your question I have thoroughly and deeply considered it and have finally chosen... Blue.

What's a way you would like to say goodbye?

Good day, see you later, until next time, on the morrow, au revoir, toodaloo, I'm leaving for now, goodbye...