Saturday, January 16, 2010

Cellar Door ... Rood Rallec

Hello! The sortable diction of the press is far more surmountable than any other junction pertaining to the former when evaluating the uniqueness of a winner and the bluntness of a loser.
Yes, so that's that.
Okay. Let's imagine this: A human-like creature that stands at 3 and a half feet short with illuminated green skin pigment. He carries a knapsack filled with orbs made of crystal and his voice is rather squeaky. He speaks in a dialect that sounds part swift Russian, and part modern day text language. He wears an electric blue bowler hat with two unearthly feather-like objects sticking out the brim. He has sad eyes but a beaming smile. He is eating a yellow cupcake.
Now, what shall we dub this peculiar creature?
Mortimer? Morty and/or Mort for short?
Mordecai? Eh, that's a little similar to that last suggestion. Let's stray from M for now, yeah?
Serpentine Klemin the bold and brave? Nah, too wordy.
Lazaris? No... he isn't the byproduct of a 1960's hippie and a medieval elf... Or is he?
How about something with a Z... Zade, or maybe Zorm... Yepp, Zade it is.
Let's rejoice. I think he likes to bake peanut butter cookies on the weekends.
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